Like a Cougar

My girlfriend is a few weeks shy of the big 40, divorced, living alone, and very happy in her single life. But had until recently put work, renovating and baking ahead of meeting men! Not that I object to the baking because she makes great slice! Recently a young guy (I mean old enough to be her son young) tried in vain to get a date out of her. Her excuse was the age gap, he’s too young, and I’ll look like a cradle snatcher. Of course we all encouraged her saying it’s only a number. I myself have used age as an excuse, more worried about what people will think than what I want. Men have been doing it for ages being labeled studs and sugar daddies, so it’s about time a woman can have a toy boy and be proud.So after endless text messages she finally agreed to a date of the nocturnal kind! I received a text the next morning, ” I feel 22 again (literally), I think I’ve got my mojo back.” Having lost it a few years ago after endless bad relationships and dating experiences. We arranged lunch so we could get all the juicy details. In she walks literally glowing with a huge grin on her face and a spring in her step. It’s amazing what a night of passion can do for your self-esteem.

At lunch we got right down to 20 questions:

Was he circumcised? Tick

Good Kisser? Tick

Not too hairy? Tick

And most importantly was he good? Her words- ” he had stamina”!

Yes if there are any men reading we do really talk about you. We compare, we go into detail and we love it. So next time put that little bit of extra effort in because you never know who might talk about you!

Of course he is an addition to the little black book which has had the cobwebs dusted off and is back in action. Call it whatever you like, but I say YOU GO GIRL!

Posted in Age, Sex and naughty stuff on October 11th, 2008 by Blog Admin | | 3 Comments