Just one word….Breasts.
Breasts according to Dictionary.com, “Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland”. Lets talk Breasts, also known as; bosom, jugs, norgs, cans, the girls, pair, set, rack, boobs, mammaries, hooter’s and many more disturbing names I came across when researching this topic. They come in all different shapes and sizes, and men are totally fascinated in them. I decided to talk about breasts after an interesting conversation with a guy I began dating recently.
I think I’m right to say most men are interested in women’s breasts. I have a descent size C cup cleavage so have been on the receiving end of many comments like “you’ve got a great rack or nice set”. Gee thanks, my eyes are nice too! But I do understand the male fascination; they don’t have what we have. It’s something different, something new and apparently we women don’t really have ownership of them. Let me explain when you’re young and growing up they appear and usually cause embarrassment and discomfort amongst teenage (or younger these days) girls. At that age you try your hardest to either hide them or jump for joy when you finally fit in a training bra, even if you still need to stuff a few tissues down to fill it. Once you are fully developed and the opposite sex are interested, they no longer belong to you. Men apparently take ownership of them once your dating, they have free access and fondling rights, that is until a time they are necessary for other purposes like breast-feeding. To us women they are just there, part of the body like our nose. Sometimes they get in the way especially when you’re jogging or at the gym and in danger of doing some serious damage to your face. Or when that dress you’ve had your eye on would be great if you just weren’t spilling out of it. I’ve even noticed it affects my golf game because sometimes they just get in the way, and I’m not sure where to put them, (that’s my excuse for my poor game anyway).
Ok, they can be sensitive and an extremely important part of sex and foreplay, nothing worse than having them overlooked! But what I find amusing is that men think we fondle them or play with them all day, as I discovered from the aforementioned conversation. “Don’t you like to just hold them, or touch them while you’re on the lounge?” Umm, maybe I’m speaking for myself, but no. We, unlike men are not as tactile with our bodies at inappropriate times i.e. having hands down pants whilst watching footy cupping testicles. Unless staring in a porno or in the privacy of our own bedroom we generally don’t walk around touching our boobs. Yes I use them as an asset at times, dressing and having them on display to attract attention, after all I am human and men are also very visual creatures.
But in the end they are a lump of fat on the front of a woman’s chest, one is usually bigger than the other and they can cause many a bad moment when you notice they’re heading south and not as perky as they used to be. And no, I don’t touch my friend’s breasts, unless of course they have implants and I’m curious. Sorry to disappoint you fella’s.
Posted in Sex and naughty stuff on September 21st, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments
The Be Be
I recently received a comment on this site showing me a new product available for women, and asking me if I would like to receive and review it. It was a product relevant and well suited to my site. Well, that got my interest! So I went and had a look at the website and then eagerly awaited my delivery. When i got the notice from the post office, I very quickly went to retrieve my package. Knowing what was inside I had a sly little smile on my face, if only thay all knew what I was picking up. Not a present form Granny thats for sure. Ok I know the suspense is killing you. Let me tell you a bit about The Be Be, as shown above.
“Discreet and stylish! Compact and glamorous! The Be Be is the first intimate massager you’ll be confident enough to carry around in your handbag and the only massager you won’t be afraid to leave on your bedside table!” Thats how the Australian creators Lisa Hughes and Kristine Morgan describe it on their website. At first I was a little confused, thinking, Is this a vibrator? Well it’s more of an “intimate massager”, designed for external (non penetrative) use. Basically it can be used on all erogenous zones from the clitoris, neck and shoulders down to the thighs and feet. I must say once it used on the clitoris, forget the rest!
I love that it comes in a little satin pouch in a stylish case, almost like a sunglasses case. It is very discreet, if someone stumbled across it in your bag, at first glance they wouldn’t think twice about it being a massager. It also keeps in with my purple theme, remember discussions about my vibrator the “purple penguin”? It matches nicely. I happened to have a spa party at mine the afternoon I received my new toy,what better place to show it off. A room full of women pampering themselves and gossiping about sex and men. Of course I hadn’t sampled the product yet, I did give a few neck massages to the girls who were all rapt. Once I had shown it off it was for my use only. And I must say Im impressed.
I would say most women my age own a vibrator and if they don’t, get one! I myself (ok Im getting personal here, Mum don’t read this bit) prefer the added clitoris stimulator on a vibrator like on The famous “Rabbit” seen on Sex and the City. I’ve talked about this previously and the girls even mention it on the Be Be site. Most women will not orgasm through penetration alone in fact “research has found 70% of women climax through external stimulation? So this is perfect for just that. It is the right size, shape and you can control the speed of the vibrating, after all it is a very sensitive area. It’s not a big scary looking penis shape, so your partner won’t be scared of it, he may even like to use it on you. Anyway, lets just say I love it, get online and get yourself one,and no I don’t make commision from this I just love it!
Please visit the link below it’s $119.90 well spent!
Posted in Media, Sex and naughty stuff, Uncategorized on August 27th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
The Most Beautiful Man in the World ???
Just a little something to make you smile on a Monday. He’s Greek and he’s 36. His name is Saki Rouva, and he has been voted the most beautiful man in the world. I can’t seem to find, who voted, but I must say he is a very fine specimen of man. Well I wouldn’t kick him out of bed. He is a singer, songwriter, model, actor. He recently came 7th representing Greece in the Euro songvision contest. But alas, he’s not single. Oh but we can look.
Close your mouth girls, stop drooling and get back to work 
Posted in In the News on August 10th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
The Ex Files
Carrie: “Later that night I got to thinking about the x-factor. In mathematics, we learn that x stands for the unknown, a+b=x, but what’s really unknown is what plus what equals friendship with an x. Is this an unsolvable equation? Or is it possible to transform a once passionate love into something that fits nice and easily onto the friendship shelf? I couldn’t help but wonder… can you be friends with an x?”
So what about the boyfriend who broke your heart. You thought he was the one, problem is he didn’t. It is hard to let go, deep down you hope he will call and say he wants you back, that he made a mistake. Or he says that you can still be friends. What you have to remember is that there is a reason you broke up in the first place. In your mind you forget all the bad things, you almost glorify your ex. “It’s Called a Break up because it’s Broken” says, “as much as it sucks, you need to force yourself to remember your worst times together, his most irritating habits, and the hard truth that not only can he live without you, but that he’d rather.” Ouch! So true, when you think about it you remember things, like the fact that he didn’t come to your birthday because he was hungover, he only wanted to see you maximum of twice a week and you really only liked him when he drunk anyway. Or that you actually had to call to ask him if he wanted to break up with you. So basically you broke up with yourself! Of course you still want to see them and still be friends, because it’s comfortable and it’s what you know. But 9 times out of ten this will not work and will make it harder to walk away. And really, your letting them have their cake and eat it too. NO more, I want all the cake to myself!
So breaking up is just that. Break up, all over, the end of the relationship, time to move on. Embrace your singledom and what ever you do don’t go back. Like Greg Behrendt says, “if he’s breaking up with you, he’s just not that into you”. It’s that simple.
Posted in Dating, Love and Relationships on August 6th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 2 Comments
The Big V
Lets talk about the V word, no not vagina but virginity. Yes think back some of you readers, to long ago when you were deflowered, became a woman, and all the other bad terms for losing your virginity. Yes Madonna sang about it and shocked the world, ”Like a virgin, touched for the very first time”. For many there’s a story about it both good and bad. But for most it is an event you never forget.
The reason I started thinking about it was the recent controversy in Britain, surrounding a 12 year old boy, who at the time was thought to have fathered a baby with a 15 year old girl. Oh my god how the times are changing, or am I just a prude. But at 12 I was still secretly playing with Barbie and with the help of Ken pretending I knew what sex was. Even at 15, I was still quiet shy with the opposite sex and certainly hadn’t gone past first base! What is too young? I myself think it is better to wait until you have met someone special, and are comfortable with your body and totally in control of your decisions.
I have a friend whose daughter is 14, and I have heard many stories about her friends, which make me cringe and worry. If I had a daughter she’d be locked up until adulthood, that being at least 18! When did girls start to lose their virginity at 12 and 13? Surely that’s not typical in my era. According to a 2007 survey done by Durex, “People worldwide are having sex for the first time at an average age of 17.3. Just over a third (35%) say they were 16 or under when they lost their virginity. Young people continue to have sex at an earlier age than previous generations: while the 25-34s lost their virginity at 17.9, the 21-24 year olds were 17.5 and 16-20 year olds were just 16.3. Women are sexually active earlier than men – at 17.2 compared with 17.5″. Ok so the younger generations are definitely starting earlier, what surprised me is that women are generally younger than men when having sex for the first time. But I think men talk it up more and maybe fib a little to look cool around their mates. Don’t blame them really.
I decided to survey my own group of loyal, ever sharing friends to see how they compared. Most of us are in the 25-34 year old category. The majority of women had sex for the first time around the age of 17. And the men, surprisingly older between 17-19. One friend was 13, but felt it didn’t count because he wasn’t with someone he loved, but coerced by a friend’s older sister. I hear all you men saying, “ I wish”, but really is 13 old enough to deal with the responsibility and emotional stress of first time sex? I mean, at that age the word vagina and penis still makes you fall over in hysterics.
I was 19 and in a relationship with my first serious boyfriend. I remember it being a huge thing and making him wait 4 months. Ok I didn’t get to wear white at my Wedding, but I certainly waited till I was mentally ready. For a woman it’s not necessarily a comfortable or pleasurable thing. Your nervous, scared, often under the influence of alcohol (ok I admit I was), and it can be quiet embarrassing. We have all heard and told the stories about the fumbling, not quiet knowing were the right hole is. This doesn’t really change with age either! But it is a sacred thing to a lot of people, and you don’t just want to give it away. Having said that, recently a 22 year old woman put her virginity up for sale on Ebay and received bids of up to 3.7 million dollars. Firstly who are the perverts who bid! And secondly, why? To pay for her studies of course. What happened to having morals? Maybe I am a prude but some things are meant to be sacred and your virginity is one of them.
Posted in Media, Sex and naughty stuff on July 10th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
First Date Survival
First dates are very daunting, especially if they are a blind date. Most people have been on a disastrous date, a good date and others, full of surprises. You always hope this could be the one or at least someone worth seeing again. There are so many do’s and dont’s for first dates. Everyone is the expert, giving free advice even though they haven’t been on a date for 10 years. I recently had a first date which was, well lets say up there with my top 10 bad dates. I thought I’d share with you some rules I have read about and some I have come up with myself on how to survive a first date.
Keep a little bit of mystery
Don’t give too much away, a first date should be about getting to know each other without revealing too much. I think you should learn the basics, like where he lives, works, what he likes to do in his spare time. Not how much money he earns, if he owns a house, or if he’s circumcised. Although these may be things you want to find out, all in good time. In my date this week, within 10 minutes I learnt my date hadn’t had his license for 9 years, liked cage fighting, owned a boat, and earned “lots of money” doing shift work. He kind of lost me at hello. I like to think I’m not superficial, as long as they have a good job, live somewhere that doesn’t resemble a dump, have nice teeth (sorry but can’t handle gross teeth) then that’s a start. On a first date I want to establish if there is chemistry, then if they are polite, funny and have good values. I also want them to ask a little about me, an hour into the above date I still don’t think he had actually asked anything about me. Not off to a good start.
No ex or marriage talk
It’s hard because you go into the date secretly hoping he’s the father of your children or at least your future husband. But forget the checklist, stop wondering “could he by my next husband”, and take it for what it is, a first date. Mentioning ex boyfriends or ex husbands is not a great way to make an impression. Even if your last boyfriend dumped you via text and was a complete bastard try not to show any bitterness. This will turn them off and they may think you will turn out to be a bunny boiler (a la Fatal Attraction). An example of this was when the aforementioned date told me how his ex moved out when he was on a 3 day bender with the blokes from his footy team. This is something not to say on a first date.
Don’t drink and date
One of my rules is to not get drunk on a first date. I nearly always meet in the afternoon for coffee, that way if you hit it off you can follow this up with dinner. If not and you need an escape it’s easier to leave and say you have plans for the evening. I used to go to pubs on a lot of my blind dates, yes alcohol relaxes you and makes it easier to talk openly, but if you end up dancing on a table at the end of the date this is not such a good thing. It also means you may have on your beer goggles and people are not what they seem. What may be funny after a few chardys, the next day will mortify you. There would be nothing worse than a date slurring their words and tripping over to go to the bathroom. And of course it could end with you taking them home, having a drunken one-night stand and ruining any chances of a potential relationship. Although stranger things have happened! Which leads me to my next point.
What do I wear ???
This is one of the hardest decisions to make for a woman about to go on a first date. You want to make a good impression, but not too sexy or showing too much cleavage. You don’t want your cleavage to be the focal point, we all know men are visual creatures and can’t help themselves. This doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nun. Take pride in your appearance, don’t wear too much makeup, men tend to like the natural look. I have a trusty LBD (little black dress for you men reading) that I like to wear. It’s comfortable, compliments my curves and shows just enough cleavage without revealing all. I think as long as your neat and not looking like you just stepped of a corner in the red light district, then men will be impressed. As for men, neat and tidy is good, don’t turn up in stubbies and thongs and you should be safe. And by the way, ponytails are out as are silk shirts. So eighties!
Keep your legs closed
You may laugh but I think going home with a man on the first date does not really set a good impression. Ok I learnt this from experience. You don’t want them to think you’re cheap and easy. Even though you may be really attracted to them, it’s good to keep them waiting. Etiquette expert June Dally-Watkins says, “don’t dare invite them home, absolutely not! Have regard for yourself and don’t share yourself around. A kiss on the cheek at the end of the night is probably sufficient”. When she puts it that way it makes sense. I had a date once, where after coffee we went to a pub for a beer. Things seemed to be going well until he slid his hand onto my thigh. I’m not sure what gave him the idea that this was appropriate but that ended that date rather quickly. So as my friends always tell me before a date, keep your legs closed.
It’s all experience
In the end no date is going to be perfect, you’re both nervous and may say or do silly things. You just have to get the idea of finding Mr. Perfect out of your head and give them a fair go. And if it is terrible, it’s something to share with friends and for me, something to write about!
Happy Dating
Posted in Dating on June 27th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
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