Lets Get Loud
Recently in the news there was a story about a British couple in court due to their noisy sex sessions. Neighbours complained the “lovemaking sounded unnatural, hysterical and like they both were in considerable pain. Well that sounds like fun. The local police received complaints from neighbours, people passing by and of course, the postman. The court banned the couple from “shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level to be a statutory nuisance”. In other words put a pillow over your head, although they apparently tried this to no avail.
Of course this intrigued me and led me to survey my very loyal followers asking whether they had been caught having sex, overheard anyone enjoying themselves too much or had complaints made against them for noisy sessions! Interesting response as always, especially from the boys who I think secretly love telling me their sordid details.
Most people have walked in on or been caught having sex, whether by a friend, relative, or even the kids (try explaining that one- Daddy why was Mummy jumping on you). A friends Grandad walked in on him and his girlfriend only to shut the door in shock then open it again for a second look. He must have forgot what sex was like! Another was going for it like rabbits with his girlfriend on a secluded island along the river, only to look up and see a ferry load of people watching their every move, so to speak. Not so secluded after all. Not only is it embarrassing being caught having sex but also involved in any type of sex act. Like a male friend caught masturbating by his Dad, who just told him to keep going and finish. Somehow I think the moment was lost. One of my female friends was caught in a very compromising position with her boyfriend by his sister. Lets just say they were in a position best described by a two digit number. Enough said.
I have lived in a lot of units and even with my In-Laws, so you learn to tone it down a bit. Although a lot of couples don’t seem to be inhibited by this. Most people said they had heard a neighbour going for it, a few banging on common walls to keep the noise down. Its just jealousy because they wish it were them, now that I think about it maybe that was just me. I have heard people having sex, a memorable one was my neighbour who yelled out in pleasure in Japanese, now that was interesting. Another friend of mine heard her now husband having sex with his now ex girlfriend, I also heard that too, we were all away together if that worries you. A few friends have been told to tone it down by their partners parents, which would have to be a very funny but horrific conversation to have. One of the worst times would have to be hearing your parents, in fact its so traumatising I dont think I can talk about it. Its not something as a child you want to imagine your parents doing.
The last story goes to my girlfriend who is never short of a tale, she nearly got sprung by her boyfriends mum in his bed so she hid in the pantry naked. Of course the Dad then went to the kitchen to get something, luckily from the fridge or he would have got a nice surprise. She also climbed out of a window, down a tree naked and was walked in on “going off like a frog in a sock” by her Mum. Needless to say she went through a few boyfriends.
So next time your trying to enjoy the moment beware who could be listening. I would hate for you to end up in court. The moral to the story is keep practising but keep it down
Posted in Uncategorized on November 26th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments
on November 26th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Sooo Funny!! Im glad you did not go into the overhearing your parents, im still in therapy lol.
Love it xx