Is this Love?
You’re lying in bed after a romantic lovemaking session and your boyfriend breaks wind. Ok, that’s putting it nicely, he voluntarily farts very loudly with no shame or embarrassment. Surely this must be love? What are the signs that you are comfortable in a relationship? I came up with my own list of signs to show your relationship is getting into the comfortable and maybe slightly serious side.
- As I mentioned, farting in front of each other. Men find this acceptable most of the time so it’s not such a big step for them. Once they stop blaming the dog you know they’re comfortable. But for a woman to openly “let one go” in front of a man, means she is well and truly into the relationship. It also means she trusts that her partner won’t go telling all his mates how funny it was. Fart humor never ceases to amuse men.
- Other noises omitted from the body on purpose, such as burping are another sign. Once he burps loudly without excusing himself or looking sheepish, he’s getting more relaxed. If he’s up to burping the alphabet or having competitions with his mates in front of you, he’s definitely not going anywhere.
- Peeing with the door open or whilst your partner is in the shower. This one counts for both sexes, it shows you’re definitely comfortable with each other. If it’s gotten to the stage where you do number two’s whilst in each other’s company, then you should be married or investing in a second toilet!
- When you first get in a relationship, you’re trying to impress each other, dressing well, smelling nice, maintaining all your bits. You know it’s getting serious when he needs a lawn trimmer to find your private parts because you’ve neglected your waxing. If you have hairy legs that resemble a porcupine, you know you’ve definitely let yourself go, a sure sign it’s serious.
- I think underwear can define how serious you are. You’re laughing, but once you start buying his undies you have officially taken over his mother’s role, now that’s serious. For the ladies, who at first wouldn’t be seen in unmatched underwear, once the matching sets and sexy lingerie are only pulled out on special occasions it’s a sure sign she’s comfortable.
- Lastly but very importantly, you have your song. The song that defines you as a couple, when you hear it you think of when you met and how you fell in love. If your song is “Gimme Head” by the Radiators, or “2 out of 3 ain’t bad” by Meatloaf, you still have a while to go till your serious. If you have moved on to Celine Dion, “From this Moment” or Lionel and Diana’s “Endless Love”, then you know you’re there. You are well and truly smitten.
Of course saying the big “L” word to each other, is a very significant and groundbreaking moment in a relationship. But farting and peeing with the door open are more likely to happen first so be happy with the thought that you’re well and truly on your way into being “serious”.
Posted in Uncategorized on October 15th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
