Lets Talk About Sex….Again

I saw an article in the The Daily Telegraph which caught my eye. “Sex lives of Australian women”, which led to a book by the same name. It involved the findings of a major online survey regarding sex and women in Australia. Around 2000 women were surveyed, and the results are interesting. Firstly a woman apparently has an average of 13  different sexual partners in her life. Phew, glad I make that category. But really how true is it? We all know what they say, women half it, men double it. But thats our secret. Let me share with you a few other interesting findings.

 ONE in four women view pornography regularly; does perving in the locker room during half time of a footy game on T.V count?

MOST women (61 per cent) masturbate at least once a month; mmmm, well have you seen the toys out there these day’s, why wouldn’t you.

ONE in five have starred in their own sex tape; uh uh, not going to happen. Any video that comes near my naked body will end up jammed somewhere painful. Who really wants to watch themselves having sex?? Other than celebrities of course.

MULTIPLE partners are a growing fad; not sure if this means at once, or one after the other. But gee are we turing into men!

MANY complain of boring sex lives and one in three rarely, if ever, experience orgasm; well they need to read my blog more for tips. Or get a new partner who knows what he’s doing.

ALMOST half (49 per cent) say they want sex most of the time when it is offered. I must say, I don’t often knock back sex, but I am in my 30’s which is apparently in my prime. And the humping like rabbits when in a fresh relationship doesn’t last forever, so I say make the most of it.

It also states that women want more emotional intimacy before sex, and need to understand their voice is there most important sexual organ. In otherwords tell him what you want. He won’t know if you don’t tell him! This basically  leads to women faking orgasms regularly, (as seen in the above clip, which I love from “When Harry met Sally”).  1 in 10 women do fake it almost everytime, according to another survey reported in the Daily Mail. Which doesn’t say a lot for the male lovers of the world.

So what that tells me is, women out there need to take control, ask for what you want, watch plenty of porn, tape yourself  having (drunk) sex, masturbate regularly and you’ll be happy in your relationship. Sounds so easy!

Posted in In the News, Sex and naughty stuff on April 8th, 2010 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments