My Holiday Wish…..

Im off on a girls 10 day action packed holiday to Bali. Hopefully for lots of sand, sex and sun. Ok, 3 girls sharing a room, more like lazing by the pool, eating all day, drinking a lot of cocktails and plenty of flirting (hopefully with the above type men). I will no doubt, come home with stories to tell.

Till then behave, I won’t!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 21st, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments

Positions 101 – Part 2

Time to do part 2 of my research into sexual positions. I recently found myself in a difficult position, literally. I now know the standing up position (both facing the wall, him behind) would be easier if I was taller or at least with a strong muscle man who could lift me. And I mean strong. Not only was it amusing and kind of frustrating, but made me realise not every position works for everyone! Here’s a couple more Kuma Satra positions to amuse and amaze.

The spooning or sideways position is one of my favourites. The classic spoon with your body facing away from your partner allows for close contact. It’s easy and great for slow sensual lovemaking.The womans body is also in a excellent position for extra stimulation from the man or herself. There are a few variations, scissors, top dog and deep sea diver, which all have the man doing a bit more work, I think I like the sound of that. This is the only time I’ll let a man take charge and call the shots.

This is the Kama Sutra’s Sixth Sexual Position of the Perfumed Garden, or simply put “doggie style”. According to “Real sex for real women”, by L. Berman, ” It is the most animalistic of all positions, and allows men and women to get in touch with their primal urges.” I think this is a favourite for most men for this reason, they all like to think their animals. It’s not about making love, but pure raw sex. The man likes it because he gets to watch himself thrust, probably whilst imagining himself as the star of a porno. For the woman it’s good stimulation of the so called “G” spot, and allows the man to have hands free to touch other areas. Not so good when in all the excitement the woman ends up head butting the back of the bed with each thrust. How do you explain that black eye! Apparently if the guy can lift your legs in the air while in this position, you’ll be doing the “wheelbarrow”. And it burns more calories. This sounds better already.

Another Perfumed Garden position called “Race of the Member”. This is one strange garden is all I can say! Apparently inspired by horseback riding. Mmmm, yes I can see that, sort of. The mans on his back with his knees towards his chest, his thighs form a V shape, which is like the saddle. The woman straddles the thighs and squats onto the penis, controlling the movement with her thighs, just like riding a horse. Oh now I get it. Well all I can say is that woman had better have srtong thighs. I wonder if it’s better if you say giddy up, and wear a riding cap? Then when your finished, not only do you walk funny from having just done a thigh workout but because you just got off the back of a horse. I’m laughing!

Leave a comment, let me know your favourite position. Go on, don’t be shy.

Posted in Sex and naughty stuff on May 17th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments

Where have all the good men gone?

 

“Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?….. I need a hero, I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night”. Who can forget Bonnie Tyler belting out this song, and the film clip above from one of my favorite movies Footloose. The thing is I don’t really need a hero or a god just a descent man will do!

Women always ask me, “Where do you go to meet descent single men?” I’m probably not the best person to ask this, as I haven’t found one yet. Well that’s a bit harsh; there are nice men out there I just haven’t found my match. I am getting frustrated trying to find someone who wants to be in a relationship. I don’t know how many times I hear, ”I’m just not ready for a girlfriend, but we can be friends”. Oh yeah with benefits! That’s just having your cake and eating it to. Damned if I’m being the cake anymore. It’s just an excuse, it’s not that he doesn’t want a girlfriend it’s that he just doesn’t want you, it’s as simple as that. I don’t want someone who’s not that into me, but am I being unrealistic? Is there going to be a white knight on a fiery steed? Or will I be sitting at home in my pj’s doing a Bridget Jones singing “All by myself” into a hairbrush. No way, I’m going to keep going out and trying different and new ways to meet men.

I have read many articles giving suggestions of places for single people to meet. Here are a few examples:

- Online dating, of course if you have read my other blogs you already know my track record is not good, but I won’t give up …yet.
- Speed Dating. I haven’t tried it yet; it kind of scares me, because what if no one picks me! That’s a waste of $50.
- Singles Parties, plenty of companies put on singles nights, especially all the online websites. I will put my name down for one now and get back to you about how it goes.
- Work, unfortunately I work in a female orientated industry, childcare. So unless I want to hook up with one of the Dad’s (single of course) or tradies who regularly visit, there’s not much potential here.
- A few interesting ones like, Circus School, cooking classes, fitness groups and ocean swims. Mmmm maybe a little too adventurous for me.

So the dodgy dark nightclub is not the best place to meet someone apparently. If only I knew 4 years ago! I think it’s time to move on, to find my hero elsewhere.

Posted in Dating, Video on May 5th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments