Don’t for Women No. 3

DON’T

FORGET THE POWER OF CLEAVAGE

Posted in A Guide to Men- Do's and Don'ts for Women on January 28th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments

Do’s for Women No.3

DO

EXPLAIN HOW MANY ORGASMS YOU EXPECT

Posted in A Guide to Men- Do's and Don'ts for Women on January 22nd, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments

Do Blonde’s Have More Fun?

Lets start with moi. Dark hair closer to black than brunette, although after not seeing my real hair colour for over 10 years I’m not really sure what it is. As I’ve said before I’m an average size 14 with a few extra kegs from Christmas, decent sized C cup bust with good cleavage or so I’ve been told, (by females too), seriously! I can go quite olive and have blue eyes. Sounds like my online dating profile! Then on the other hand we have one of my closest girlfriends, my party buddy who is also single and gorgeous. Most friends would say we have similar attributes just on opposite ends of the scale. She is similar in height, about a size 12, with DD bust, blue eyes and fair skin. And lastly but most importantly she is Blonde.

Now don’t get me wrong I have nothing against blondes I spent the first 20 or so years of my life as a blonde (my idol being Marilyn Monroe), natural then straight from a bottle. But what I do believe is that a lot of men, (in my opinion of course) are initially attracted to the whole blonde haired blue eyed stereotype. Men are visual creatures after all, this is a proven fact just read Cleo magazine. We have been on the singles scene together for a number of years and I have watched, usually from the sidelines, men continually approaching her when we are out together. Not that we are in competition, thank goodness we have complete opposite taste in men! But I have pointed this out to her and told her I think it’s cause she’s blonde that initially attracts men to her. The boobs help too!!

So we decided to do a little experiment. We both filled out a profile for an online dating service. Fairly similar profiles with a recent photo. They went online at the same time, and I bet her that she would have more contact overnight than me. Of course I was right she had 24 contacts from men of various ages and ethnicities. Me? Well I at least thought I’d have a couple, but no. I had none, nada, zilch. I’m not saying it’s because she had blonde hair, but I wonder if I wore a blonde wig if it would change the response. I may have to give that a go! I have since received contact from numerous men, my first date stood me up. But thats a story for another time. It still partly proved my point.

I realise I shouldn’t judge all men as being superficial, fickle and only interested in looks. So I surveyed my faithful group of male friends aged from 21 to 43. Firstly do they prefer Blondes or Brunettes, and secondly, does hair colour influence who they ask out. I must say I was put in my place and also happily surprised. The majority of them said hair colour didn’t matter, one saying, “initial attraction is not only the body but, face and attitude, if they look stuck up and unapproachable then I’ll keep looking for the girl smiling and having fun”. Great well thats me! A couple liked the Blondes but their wifes are blonde so they are probably playing it safe. I love that one guy said that there are two ways to look at it, if just ogling women then, “Blonde or Brunette? No preference. There are so many other more important things when purely ogling women that make them attractive”. Funny but so true. And if looking for a relationship then, “there has to be a spark of chemistry there between us or I’m not interested. Looks are number 30 in a list of what my soul mate must have”. And he fell in love with a girl online without even seeing a picture of her, and they are now happily married.

So I’m going to put my faith in my male friends and believe that I’m not disadvantaged by having dark hair when it comes to attracting men. My bubbly personality and brilliant smile should be enough! Oh and lets not forget my sense of humour and great cleavage. Gee what am I worried about I’m pretty much the perfect package, if they tell me next that big butts are in then I’m going to be surrounded by a bevy of men. LOL.

Posted in Dating on January 14th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 2 Comments

Shoes Fabulous Shoes

I find myself shivering in anticipation. Sweat dripping down my inner thighs, my body tingling, my senses going crazy in response to my quickening heartbeat. I am aware of the touching, the pushing, but patiently wait for the climax. Oh my god it’s nearly time, I don’t think I can take it anymore, my excitement overwhelms me, finally it begins, I find my body responding.

Oh my god, Yes, Yes, Yes…………..RUN IT’S A SHOE SALE!!!!!!

You probably thought I was trying my hand at erotic fiction, maybe some other time. It’s that time of year again; a time where men hide and women go crazy, in the anticipation of a bargain. I love nothing more than an after Christmas sale, actually after any sale. I think it is one time where men and women are definitely Mars and Venus. We shop for different reasons; Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist.) “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.” So true I shop because I’m bored, depressed, need a new outfit or just because I enjoy it. Men shop to buy a particular item, they have the exact GPS coordinates for the store which requires their visit. In their mind is the item that needs to be purchased, in no way is this deviated from. Once purchased they leave the shopping centre as soon as possible. Now I know I’m stereo typing, some men do enjoy shopping. But their girlfriends or wives drag most men I know shopping. They spend most of the time standing out the front of shops waiting for their partner to be finished. You frequently hear “honey does my bum look big in this?” To which there is really only one reply, no matter what, “no honey it’s fine”.

Of course men have their Achilles heel when it comes to shopping, the Hardware handyman shop. I have known men to go to a hardware shop for a hammer and come back with a do-it-yourself installation, jumbo size gazebo for the backyard. The problem being, you live in a unit. Oh, but it was on sale and it may come in handy one day! It goes in the garage with the rest of the collection.
So men aren’t immune to a bargain. If only there was a one-stop shop that sold, beer, hardware items, clothing, shoes, underwear and porn and every man would never have to enter a shopping centre again.

Now we get to my favorite type of sale, the shoe sale. Women knocking each other over trying to get the last size 7. It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t fit, it’s a Manolo Blahnik and it’s HALF PRICE! Last count I had 80 pairs of shoes ranging over 3 different sizes. This may seem excessive but it’s not. There are celebrities with shoes in the thousands, and I bet they don’t wear half of them. So I think that justifies the two new pair I bought today, because it was buy one get one free. And it made me feel better because I put on weight over Christmas from indulging in one to many chocolates. At least my feet didn’t get fat!

And lastly I sometimes have to agree that shopping is better than sex. You are always left with a satisfied feeling after scooping up a bargain, if not you can take it back. As Adrienne Gusoff quotes, “Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”

Happy Shopping!

Posted in Life on January 3rd, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments