2008 October | Sex and the 30 Something

Lets Talk About Sex….

“Lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me. Lets talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be…..”. The bad things Salt N Pepa (gee I love them) were talking about could be being arrested for having sex in a public place.

Recently in the news 2 British people were arrested for having sex on the beach in Dubai. They had been drinking and of course one thing led to another and they decided to have a bit of fun on the beach. Not so good in a country where it is against their culture for women to show skin let alone have sex in public. The couple were found guilty and ordered to pay a fine of 1000 Dirhams, ($350) and serve 3 months in a Dubai prison. They are to be jailed and deported for unmarried sex and public indecency. A little harsh I think, maybe the fine and a warning. I definately won’t be going there in a hurry.

It did get me thinking about sex in public places and wondering how often and where it happens. So I decided to survey my friends to find out the most unusual place they have had sex, promising anonymity of course! Some are braver than others and it opened my eyes to the opportunities available lol. Here’s a list of a few of the more daring-

* The steps of the Opera House. (from a male)

* Front lawn of an unknown person, falling asleep only to wake and discover it was 5 doors down from the boyfriends.

* Disabled toilets. Although football players are quiet willing to use any toilet! (another male)

* On a train in London (again from a male)

* On the roof or a house after watching the fireworks. Dangerous but so romantic.

* Up against a villa in Tuscany with the tour bus driver. Talk about doing Europe! (a girl of course).

* In a thermal hot springs in Rotorua, New Zealand. And I mean hot!

So basically most of my friends should have been arrested and deported. Lucky for us we live in a more tolerable country. And men will basically have sex anywhere. And definitely stay away form those Footy players and public toilets!!!

Please feel free to add more in the comments section. Anonymous of course!

Posted in In the News, Sex and naughty stuff on October 30th, 2008 by Blog Admin | | 5 Comments

Don’ts for Women No.2

DON’T

RELY ON HIM TO LOCATE YOUR G SPOT.

Posted in A Guide to Men- Do's and Don'ts for Women on October 18th, 2008 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments

Like a Cougar

My girlfriend is a Cougar grrrrrrr. Not a woman who works behind a bar wearing a tight white t- shirt displaying her assets. No she’s the new breed of older women dating men at least 8 years younger than themselves. Not really new but more socially accepted and aactually given a name that isn’t derogatory.

My girlfriend is a few weeks shy of the big 40, divorced, living alone, and very happy in her single life. But had until recently put work, renovating and baking ahead of meeting men! Not that I object to the baking because she makes great slice! Recently a young guy (I mean old enough to be her son young) tried in vain to get a date out of her. Her excuse was the age gap, he’s too young, and I’ll look like a cradle snatcher. Of course we all encouraged her saying it’s only a number. I myself have used age as an excuse, more worried about what people will think than what I want. Men have been doing it for ages being labeled studs and sugar daddies, so it’s about time a woman can have a toy boy and be proud.So after endless text messages she finally agreed to a date of the nocturnal kind! I received a text the next morning, ” I feel 22 again (literally), I think I’ve got my mojo back.” Having lost it a few years ago after endless bad relationships and dating experiences. We arranged lunch so we could get all the juicy details. In she walks literally glowing with a huge grin on her face and a spring in her step. It’s amazing what a night of passion can do for your self-esteem.

At lunch we got right down to 20 questions:

Was he circumcised? Tick

Good Kisser? Tick

Not too hairy? Tick

And most importantly was he good? Her words- ” he had stamina”!

Yes if there are any men reading we do really talk about you. We compare, we go into detail and we love it. So next time put that little bit of extra effort in because you never know who might talk about you!

Of course he is an addition to the little black book which has had the cobwebs dusted off and is back in action. Call it whatever you like, but I say YOU GO GIRL!

Posted in Age, Sex and naughty stuff on October 11th, 2008 by Blog Admin | | 3 Comments