Pash On

To my friend’s amusement and my horror, ok maybe I was slightly amused, I recently woke up on a Sunday after a wild night out with pash rash. Yes you heard me right, pash rash, which would give Sharon a run for her money. (For those not in Oz, she’s from a very Aussie show called Kath and Kim).

Basically my chin was so red I looked remotely like a troll doll, you know those ugly things with the little red round chins and spiky hair. Then after a day or two it dries out and peels! So attractive. Now how do I explain this? Eczema usually works or how about I accidentally sandpapered my chin whilst fixing up an old cupboard? Maybe not. This does however bring up a few questions, am I too old to have pash rash? Am I a bad kisser or do I have a large sticky outtie chin???Well firstly I’ve been told I’m a great kisser thank you very much. There’s nothing like a good snog on the couch, although for men it’s a means to an end. They do it because it often leads to sex, if it’s passionate enough or you’re on your 6th Vodka tonic. We’re not talking the kissing from your teens, when you “got onto someone” at the local under 18’s dance party. A guy’s idea of kissing back then was to shove his tongue so far down your throat you nearly lost your tonsils. Actually I just described my first ever kiss, obviously scarred me for life.

Secondly, I don’t think I’m too old; at least I still get a pash occasionally. And as for my chin I’ve studied it and compared it to my girlfriend’s and I see absolutely no reason it gets in the way of a good pash. The problem therefore lies with the man and his stubble! They may start out with a nice clean-shaven face but as the night wears on and you get to the pashing on the dance floor stage, the shadow has appeared. By morning if you’re that type of girl (of course I’m referring to my friend here) it’s full on sandpaper scraping stubble. Which of course leads to a very sore and red chin.

So that’s why I get pash rash, well that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!

Posted in Sex and naughty stuff on July 15th, 2008 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments