Lets Talk About Sex….Again
I saw an article in the The Daily Telegraph which caught my eye. “Sex lives of Australian women”, which led to a book by the same name. It involved the findings of a major online survey regarding sex and women in Australia. Around 2000 women were surveyed, and the results are interesting. Firstly a woman apparently has an average of 13 different sexual partners in her life. Phew, glad I make that category. But really how true is it? We all know what they say, women half it, men double it. But thats our secret. Let me share with you a few other interesting findings.
ONE in four women view pornography regularly; does perving in the locker room during half time of a footy game on T.V count?
MOST women (61 per cent) masturbate at least once a month; mmmm, well have you seen the toys out there these day’s, why wouldn’t you.
ONE in five have starred in their own sex tape; uh uh, not going to happen. Any video that comes near my naked body will end up jammed somewhere painful. Who really wants to watch themselves having sex?? Other than celebrities of course.
MULTIPLE partners are a growing fad; not sure if this means at once, or one after the other. But gee are we turing into men!
MANY complain of boring sex lives and one in three rarely, if ever, experience orgasm; well they need to read my blog more for tips. Or get a new partner who knows what he’s doing.
ALMOST half (49 per cent) say they want sex most of the time when it is offered. I must say, I don’t often knock back sex, but I am in my 30’s which is apparently in my prime. And the humping like rabbits when in a fresh relationship doesn’t last forever, so I say make the most of it.
It also states that women want more emotional intimacy before sex, and need to understand their voice is there most important sexual organ. In otherwords tell him what you want. He won’t know if you don’t tell him! This basically leads to women faking orgasms regularly, (as seen in the above clip, which I love from “When Harry met Sally”). 1 in 10 women do fake it almost everytime, according to another survey reported in the Daily Mail. Which doesn’t say a lot for the male lovers of the world.
So what that tells me is, women out there need to take control, ask for what you want, watch plenty of porn, tape yourself having (drunk) sex, masturbate regularly and you’ll be happy in your relationship. Sounds so easy!
Posted in In the News, Sex and naughty stuff on April 8th, 2010 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
Just one word….Breasts.
Breasts according to Dictionary.com, “Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland”. Lets talk Breasts, also known as; bosom, jugs, norgs, cans, the girls, pair, set, rack, boobs, mammaries, hooter’s and many more disturbing names I came across when researching this topic. They come in all different shapes and sizes, and men are totally fascinated in them. I decided to talk about breasts after an interesting conversation with a guy I began dating recently.
I think I’m right to say most men are interested in women’s breasts. I have a descent size C cup cleavage so have been on the receiving end of many comments like “you’ve got a great rack or nice set”. Gee thanks, my eyes are nice too! But I do understand the male fascination; they don’t have what we have. It’s something different, something new and apparently we women don’t really have ownership of them. Let me explain when you’re young and growing up they appear and usually cause embarrassment and discomfort amongst teenage (or younger these days) girls. At that age you try your hardest to either hide them or jump for joy when you finally fit in a training bra, even if you still need to stuff a few tissues down to fill it. Once you are fully developed and the opposite sex are interested, they no longer belong to you. Men apparently take ownership of them once your dating, they have free access and fondling rights, that is until a time they are necessary for other purposes like breast-feeding. To us women they are just there, part of the body like our nose. Sometimes they get in the way especially when you’re jogging or at the gym and in danger of doing some serious damage to your face. Or when that dress you’ve had your eye on would be great if you just weren’t spilling out of it. I’ve even noticed it affects my golf game because sometimes they just get in the way, and I’m not sure where to put them, (that’s my excuse for my poor game anyway).
Ok, they can be sensitive and an extremely important part of sex and foreplay, nothing worse than having them overlooked! But what I find amusing is that men think we fondle them or play with them all day, as I discovered from the aforementioned conversation. “Don’t you like to just hold them, or touch them while you’re on the lounge?” Umm, maybe I’m speaking for myself, but no. We, unlike men are not as tactile with our bodies at inappropriate times i.e. having hands down pants whilst watching footy cupping testicles. Unless staring in a porno or in the privacy of our own bedroom we generally don’t walk around touching our boobs. Yes I use them as an asset at times, dressing and having them on display to attract attention, after all I am human and men are also very visual creatures.
But in the end they are a lump of fat on the front of a woman’s chest, one is usually bigger than the other and they can cause many a bad moment when you notice they’re heading south and not as perky as they used to be. And no, I don’t touch my friend’s breasts, unless of course they have implants and I’m curious. Sorry to disappoint you fella’s.
Posted in Sex and naughty stuff on September 21st, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments
The Be Be
I recently received a comment on this site showing me a new product available for women, and asking me if I would like to receive and review it. It was a product relevant and well suited to my site. Well, that got my interest! So I went and had a look at the website and then eagerly awaited my delivery. When i got the notice from the post office, I very quickly went to retrieve my package. Knowing what was inside I had a sly little smile on my face, if only thay all knew what I was picking up. Not a present form Granny thats for sure. Ok I know the suspense is killing you. Let me tell you a bit about The Be Be, as shown above.
“Discreet and stylish! Compact and glamorous! The Be Be is the first intimate massager you’ll be confident enough to carry around in your handbag and the only massager you won’t be afraid to leave on your bedside table!” Thats how the Australian creators Lisa Hughes and Kristine Morgan describe it on their website. At first I was a little confused, thinking, Is this a vibrator? Well it’s more of an “intimate massager”, designed for external (non penetrative) use. Basically it can be used on all erogenous zones from the clitoris, neck and shoulders down to the thighs and feet. I must say once it used on the clitoris, forget the rest!
I love that it comes in a little satin pouch in a stylish case, almost like a sunglasses case. It is very discreet, if someone stumbled across it in your bag, at first glance they wouldn’t think twice about it being a massager. It also keeps in with my purple theme, remember discussions about my vibrator the “purple penguin”? It matches nicely. I happened to have a spa party at mine the afternoon I received my new toy,what better place to show it off. A room full of women pampering themselves and gossiping about sex and men. Of course I hadn’t sampled the product yet, I did give a few neck massages to the girls who were all rapt. Once I had shown it off it was for my use only. And I must say Im impressed.
I would say most women my age own a vibrator and if they don’t, get one! I myself (ok Im getting personal here, Mum don’t read this bit) prefer the added clitoris stimulator on a vibrator like on The famous “Rabbit” seen on Sex and the City. I’ve talked about this previously and the girls even mention it on the Be Be site. Most women will not orgasm through penetration alone in fact “research has found 70% of women climax through external stimulation? So this is perfect for just that. It is the right size, shape and you can control the speed of the vibrating, after all it is a very sensitive area. It’s not a big scary looking penis shape, so your partner won’t be scared of it, he may even like to use it on you. Anyway, lets just say I love it, get online and get yourself one,and no I don’t make commision from this I just love it!
Please visit the link below it’s $119.90 well spent!
Posted in Media, Sex and naughty stuff, Uncategorized on August 27th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
The Big V
Lets talk about the V word, no not vagina but virginity. Yes think back some of you readers, to long ago when you were deflowered, became a woman, and all the other bad terms for losing your virginity. Yes Madonna sang about it and shocked the world, ”Like a virgin, touched for the very first time”. For many there’s a story about it both good and bad. But for most it is an event you never forget.
The reason I started thinking about it was the recent controversy in Britain, surrounding a 12 year old boy, who at the time was thought to have fathered a baby with a 15 year old girl. Oh my god how the times are changing, or am I just a prude. But at 12 I was still secretly playing with Barbie and with the help of Ken pretending I knew what sex was. Even at 15, I was still quiet shy with the opposite sex and certainly hadn’t gone past first base! What is too young? I myself think it is better to wait until you have met someone special, and are comfortable with your body and totally in control of your decisions.
I have a friend whose daughter is 14, and I have heard many stories about her friends, which make me cringe and worry. If I had a daughter she’d be locked up until adulthood, that being at least 18! When did girls start to lose their virginity at 12 and 13? Surely that’s not typical in my era. According to a 2007 survey done by Durex, “People worldwide are having sex for the first time at an average age of 17.3. Just over a third (35%) say they were 16 or under when they lost their virginity. Young people continue to have sex at an earlier age than previous generations: while the 25-34s lost their virginity at 17.9, the 21-24 year olds were 17.5 and 16-20 year olds were just 16.3. Women are sexually active earlier than men – at 17.2 compared with 17.5″. Ok so the younger generations are definitely starting earlier, what surprised me is that women are generally younger than men when having sex for the first time. But I think men talk it up more and maybe fib a little to look cool around their mates. Don’t blame them really.
I decided to survey my own group of loyal, ever sharing friends to see how they compared. Most of us are in the 25-34 year old category. The majority of women had sex for the first time around the age of 17. And the men, surprisingly older between 17-19. One friend was 13, but felt it didn’t count because he wasn’t with someone he loved, but coerced by a friend’s older sister. I hear all you men saying, “ I wish”, but really is 13 old enough to deal with the responsibility and emotional stress of first time sex? I mean, at that age the word vagina and penis still makes you fall over in hysterics.
I was 19 and in a relationship with my first serious boyfriend. I remember it being a huge thing and making him wait 4 months. Ok I didn’t get to wear white at my Wedding, but I certainly waited till I was mentally ready. For a woman it’s not necessarily a comfortable or pleasurable thing. Your nervous, scared, often under the influence of alcohol (ok I admit I was), and it can be quiet embarrassing. We have all heard and told the stories about the fumbling, not quiet knowing were the right hole is. This doesn’t really change with age either! But it is a sacred thing to a lot of people, and you don’t just want to give it away. Having said that, recently a 22 year old woman put her virginity up for sale on Ebay and received bids of up to 3.7 million dollars. Firstly who are the perverts who bid! And secondly, why? To pay for her studies of course. What happened to having morals? Maybe I am a prude but some things are meant to be sacred and your virginity is one of them.
Posted in Media, Sex and naughty stuff on July 10th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
Positions 101 – Part 2
Time to do part 2 of my research into sexual positions. I recently found myself in a difficult position, literally. I now know the standing up position (both facing the wall, him behind) would be easier if I was taller or at least with a strong muscle man who could lift me. And I mean strong. Not only was it amusing and kind of frustrating, but made me realise not every position works for everyone! Here’s a couple more Kuma Satra positions to amuse and amaze.
The spooning or sideways position is one of my favourites. The classic spoon with your body facing away from your partner allows for close contact. It’s easy and great for slow sensual lovemaking.The womans body is also in a excellent position for extra stimulation from the man or herself. There are a few variations, scissors, top dog and deep sea diver, which all have the man doing a bit more work, I think I like the sound of that. This is the only time I’ll let a man take charge and call the shots.
This is the Kama Sutra’s Sixth Sexual Position of the Perfumed Garden, or simply put “doggie style”. According to “Real sex for real women”, by L. Berman, ” It is the most animalistic of all positions, and allows men and women to get in touch with their primal urges.” I think this is a favourite for most men for this reason, they all like to think their animals. It’s not about making love, but pure raw sex. The man likes it because he gets to watch himself thrust, probably whilst imagining himself as the star of a porno. For the woman it’s good stimulation of the so called “G” spot, and allows the man to have hands free to touch other areas. Not so good when in all the excitement the woman ends up head butting the back of the bed with each thrust. How do you explain that black eye! Apparently if the guy can lift your legs in the air while in this position, you’ll be doing the “wheelbarrow”. And it burns more calories. This sounds better already.
Another Perfumed Garden position called “Race of the Member”. This is one strange garden is all I can say! Apparently inspired by horseback riding. Mmmm, yes I can see that, sort of. The mans on his back with his knees towards his chest, his thighs form a V shape, which is like the saddle. The woman straddles the thighs and squats onto the penis, controlling the movement with her thighs, just like riding a horse. Oh now I get it. Well all I can say is that woman had better have srtong thighs. I wonder if it’s better if you say giddy up, and wear a riding cap? Then when your finished, not only do you walk funny from having just done a thigh workout but because you just got off the back of a horse. I’m laughing!
Leave a comment, let me know your favourite position. Go on, don’t be shy.
Posted in Sex and naughty stuff on May 17th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 1 Comments
The Buzz Word
Some dialogue from one of my favorite shows, “Sex and the City”.
Miranda: Ladies, I’d like you to meet “The Rabbit.”
Carrie: 92 dollars?!
Miranda: Think about the money we spend on shoes.
Charlotte: Well I have no intention of using that. I’m saving sex for someone I love.
Miranda: Fantastic. Is there a man in the picture?
(Carrie takes it out of the box)
Charlotte: Look! Oh, it’s so cute! Oh I thought it would be all scary and weird, but it isn’t! It’s pink, for girls! I love the little bunny, it has a little face! Like Peter Rabbit.
Carrie: And it’s even got a remote. I mean, how lazy do you have to be?
I woke up at 5.30am this morning with the idea for this blog. Don’t ask me why I had vibrators on the mind, but it gave me inspiration.The above episode from Sex and the City introduced the Rabbit vibrator to many females around the world, here in Oz it retailed for around $250! Charlotte became a recluse after using it, so apparently the cost was worth it. I remember buying my first vibrator in Canberra, the home of our politicians and a suburb Fishwick known for it’s fireworks and sex related stores. I went in with my girlfriends and our partners, I think the boys were very uncomfortable but of course us girls giggled our way through the store. My best friend and I decided on matching glow in the dark vibrators, that supposably resembled the real thing. That night we left them out (for a laugh) displayed on the bedside table. I will never forget waking up in the night to a glowing luminous penis, it was quiet dirturbing. My boyfriend was disgusted that I bought it, after all I had him, but every woman needs to own her own toy you never know when you might need it.
That one got thrown out when I was moving one day and my mum was helping me pack my room. When I saw it in the naughty draw I quickly threw it out so she wouldn’t see (mums don’t have those sort of things). So thats when i got my own Rabbit, actually it was the cheaper version called “the Penguin”. My girlfriend and I were shopping and saw that Sexpo (health, sex, lifestyle exhibition) was on. I refused to pay the $25 entry fee on the basis that we could go to a sex shop for free to get what we needed. Ok, I sound like a tight arse but these things aren’t cheap you know. Anyway, so off to “Fantasy Lane” in Production Ave we go (yes thats really the name of the street) for a shopping expedition. These places are a real eye opener, there are things I have never seen before and never want to see again! At one stage I was standing baffled looking at a section of the store, when my girlfriend yelled out, “do you realise you’re in the butt section”. Needless to say I ran away very quickly giggling all the way. Again we ended up buying matching purple penguin vibrators (I know the matching thing sounds weird but they were 2 for one). Not glow in the dark, no remote, but with lots of functions, ball bearing looking things and a rotating penis, what more could you ask for. And, half the price of the rabbit, nothing like a bargain.
The last laugh goes to the Sex and the City girls again.
Miranda: You haven’t met the Rabbit
Samantha: Oh, come on. if your going to get a vibrator, at least at least get one called the Horse.
Posted in Sex and naughty stuff on April 17th, 2009 by Blog Admin | | 0 Comments
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